So I absolutely love watching/listening to ASMR videos.
If you haven’t experienced an ASMR video, I highly suggest that you do!
(As I am typing these words I noticed that I am whispering like they do..lol)
So I thought to myself.. what if I attempted to do an ASMR blog post..
( I am dying of laughter just thinking about how ridiculous this sounds but hey that’s what I am here for!)
Will it work?
but I am sure I can make something fun out of it..
So without further a due.. ha lets get to it!
So I decided that I am going to go with the classic setting of cutting your hair.
Let us begin!
(Literally I would like you to read this aloud in a soft whisper, you know to get the whole effect 😉)
Thank you for coming to heyhihello salon.
Did you find the place okay”.. okay okay okay. (dramatic right?) (lmao kill me now)
“Very good. I am going to need to get some information from you.”
“Okay, so what is your name?” Scribble scribble scribble
“Okay, very good, now what time is your appointment. Scribble scribble scribble scribble
“&& the name of the person who you made an appointment for?” …for ..for ..for
Mhmmm. Scribble scribble scribble scribble scribble
“Come this way. I will take you to your seat.”
Swish. Swish. Swish. (Don’t ask, I have no idea what the whole swish, swish was about)
(Whomever you had your appointment with is waiting with a smile and says…)
“What are you looking to get done to your hair today?”
“Sure I can get that done for you.”
“Let’s start by combing your hair and then moving over to the sink to wash your hair.”
Brush. Brush. Brush.
Comb. Comb. Comb.
(Now for this part say it in between slow breaths, really pronouncing every letter)
“Let me help you over to the sink.”
“Here have a seat.” seat. seat. seat. seat
Splash. Splash. Woosh. Woosh.
Woosh. Splash. Woosh. Splash. Splash. Scrub.
(I literally have no idea how to even describe how water sounds. I guess I should of thought this through all the way but I am legit just having the time of my life right now! )
“Let me grab a towel for you and we can get our hair dried and ready for your trim.”
Okay so side note: we are just going to fast forward to the actual trim.
Snip. Clip. Snip. Comb. Snip. Snip. Comb.
“It is looking good already, I hope you like it as much as I do!”
Snip. Clip. Snip. Comb. Snip.
“Okay, you are all done!”
“Take a look!”
“Do you like it?.. .I knew you would!”
(She probably hates it but it’s okay, I am going to take this as a win..lol)
“Thank you and enjoy the rest of your day!”
Alright. (Back to normal voice/writing)
So I kind of liked that, I mean it wasn’t super detailed but then again I mean I was just winging it because I thought it would be an interestingly, differently, amazingly kind of post.
You know, like something to shake it up a bit without going over board.
But eh. Maybe I did. Whatever.
Anyways. I hope you had fun participating with me.
I kind of sort of wish that you were able to hear me do this post aloud.
Super Duper side note:
I did on my Instagram read a post before && am not opposed to doing another one if anyone really cares that much 🙂
Thanks for reading.
We shall meet again!