Can I Get Some Space Sir?

Here is the latest topic up for discussion today… well question of the blog today..
Why do people feel the need to stand so close to other people?

You know what I mean?
I know this has happened to you at some point in your life.
Maybe more times than you would have liked to experience, but it’s happened.

Here is a prime example of what I mean…
Lets say you are standing in a line at the bank && people feel the need to be all up in your booty space.

What do you do?
How do you feel?
Violated?
(flashing red lights)

Be honest, you just want to tell this person behind you to back up
Or
Back the fuck up bitch.. either or

Same Sh*t

&& then you have the people who do shit like this… for example…

When you move like a half a step, they feel the need to take 3 steps to no where.
&& all you want to do is turn around a slap a bitch.. (two times)

That is something I will literally never understand.
EVER.
It would maybe, maybe be different if it actually made the line move faster but it doesn’t, && it never will..
So please, again, back up out of my booty space,
PLEASE
Everyone needs to learn what personal space.
I don’t know you.
We aren’t dating.
(Or are we)
lol just kidding but still, it is one of the most irritating things in the WORLD. 

Like I just can’t. I literally just can’t.
I can’t bring myself, personally to be all up against someone in line, mainly because it’s not that serious.
I found out that it is usually like older people.. for some reason. Maybe they are tired of waiting in line, (even though they clearly just got there) Or maybe they just think I smell really good, even though I let out a couple of gas nuggets moments before they walked in?
Ha jk but seriously why though?

I am starting to think that this is a secret club && the goal is to annoy the shit out of people with this invasion of space. Like they tally people throughout the day && every night they go back to their secret meeting place to showcase their scores…. too far?

On another note.
It is the worst when you are with a child && people feel the need to be close to them its like alright Barb, here is where I draw the goddamn line. Back the fuck off this kid of I’ll break kick your kneecap backwards…lol okay seriously

…But in all seriousness.. doesn’t that annoy you to no end.. or is it just me?..

xoxoLaLa

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